You thought you were getting a hero
when you stole that husband of mine
but now I see the same thing happened
to you ten more years down the line.
He traded me in for a younger
model. I was outraged at first,
but then I started to have a life
and I watched you come off worst.
They say that revenge is very sweet,
but I was too happy to care,
I had got rid of a rotten man.
I found a better one, so there!